It's been a long time since the last twitch team puz, so I'm very glad to bring them back starting with today's offering.
This puzzle is brought to you by StJtB, arctan, frisco, slugbiker, rose, dragonengineer97, evieshmeeps, danandbabka, and bgzimmer. Dream team! Full credits below the puz (thanks frisco)
While I did edit individual clues, I paid basically zero attention to balancing them against each other, so this puzzle is delightfully chaotic as a result. It's also RRATED and NSFW.
File this theme idea under "fun but not exactly original." See an earlier puzzle from Chris Adams that my subconscious probably stole, and if you know of any other takes on it, please put them in the comments below.
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